Funny Valentine's Day Sayings, Phrases and Rhymes

Submitted by gezronparcon on February 14th, 2014 – 
Category: Journal
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For each February 14th The Washington Post newspaper holds a Valentine's Day competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but.... The least romantic second line. Will and Guy bring you their ditties:

Valentine's Sayings which involve Humour and Lies
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe 'Go To Hell'.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime ...

More Valentine Sayings From the Famous

'When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain'. Mark Twain
'Because when we love, we always strive to become better than we are.' Paulo Coelho in The Alchemist
'A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four.' kisses. H.L. Mencken
'Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.'
'Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.' Kelly Elaine
'One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.' Sophocles
'For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings, That then I scorn to change my state with kings.' Shakespeare 'Sonnet #29'
No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.' Robert Burton
'We must love one another or die'. W. H. Auden
'If you judge people, you have no time to love them.' Mother Teresa
If you have it, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.' Sir James M. Barrie
'Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.' St. Augustine
'Love, like a river, will cut a new path Whenever it meets an obstacle.' Crystal Middlemas
'Greater Love has no man than this: that a man lay down his life for his friends.' Jesus
'The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return'. Eden Ahbez
'It's not that I can't live without you...it's just that I don't even want to try.'
'The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.' Pascal
'The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom.' Anais Nin
'You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.' Barbara DeAngelis